So, I have this question that has been on my mind a lot. It bugs me. It keeps me up at night. I need a proper answer. I haven't found one yet. The question that bugs me to no end is this:

WHY do all tourists shirts you buy have super TINY neck holes and are super wide in width?? WHY? As if super xxx small neck holes aren't bad enough, they make the shirts so wiiiiiddddeee.


When I'm not crying because it's so frustrating, I'm laughing because it's so funny.

That has always bugged me. When I was younger my dad traveled somewhere and brought me back a t-shirt. I liked it but had to block out a couple extra minutes so that I could get it on. You have to crank your poor head and neck back and forth and up and down to try to pull it over your head. It doesn't work. Then, you start feeling claustrophobic because you can't breathe and you're getting hot. You stretch both hands and start yanking again, harder this time, because by now you feel slightly panicked. In frustration you pull with all your might and, if you've pulled hard enough your forehead and eyes pop out. You sigh. Almost there. After a couple more heaves, maybe even a couple tears later, you have put your shirt on. Whew.
Now, off to find a hair binder or rubber band to gather and bind the extra 2 yards of fabric that are hanging from either side of you.

Ahhhh. . . .those shirts.